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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart rockefeller of new york city, it's "the of new york city, it's "th tonight show starring tonight sh jimmy fallon." jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --t, join jimmy and his guests -- penelope cruz,
super bowl champion super bowl peyton manning, peyton manning, magic johnson, magic johnson, musical guest halsey. musical guest halsey. and featuring the legendary roots crew.e legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 415, >> questlove san francisco! san francisco! woo! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: excited. i love it. oh, hey. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you made it. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching.
you guys, we have a super bowl champion, peyton manning, on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and this is cool because of all the products he'll be mentioning in his interview -- [ laughter ] we don't have to run any commercials tonight. >> steve: yay! >> jimmy: no commercials, isn't that great? [ cheers ] so excited. peyton manning is on the show tonight fresh off his super bowl victory. give it up for peyton manning. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic. i'm sorry, wait, sorry. who is that guy in the audience who isn't clapping? what do you -- come on, give it up. come on, clap. what's your problem? peyton's here. peyton manning's here. have some respect. [ laughter ] >> steve: aw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, of course, the big news is the new hampshire primaries, which were held last night, and i want to say congratulations to bernie sanders and donald trump on winning for each of their parties. [ applause ] in his speech bernie said he couldn't have done it without the support of millions of
like, "this was all me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you losers did nothing." >> jimmy: and we still have jeb bush, who's fighting to stay in the race. people say jeb may be finally hitting his stride. in fact, one reporter said that jeb was getting, quote, "very loose, and when he's loose, he's on fire." [ laughter ] jeb said he knows people want to see him get loose because the crowd is always yelling "looser, looser, looser." >> steve: no! [ applause ] >> jimmy: looser, you're -- one of the big surprises last night was ohio governor john kasich who came in second for the republicans. some celebrities are even starting to support him, even arnold schwarzenegger. however a spokesman for schwarzenegger said it's not an actual endorsement. when asked why, schwarzenegger was like, "because even i'm afraid of hillary." [ laughter ] "you vote how you want. i want to live." but schwarzenegger does really seem into john kasich. in fact at one point he even told kasich, "you are the
[ light laughter ] might sound a little far-fetched, but kasich is actually a lot closer to being the terminator than any of the other candidates. let's see how they stack up. first, for the terminator, "hasta la vista, baby" is his catchphrase. for donald trump "hasta la vista, babies" is his immigration plan. [ laughter ] you see -- you see what i'm saying? they're -- >> steve: yeah. comparing him to the terminator. >> jimmy: all right, next, the terminator will stop at nothing to accomplish his mission. ben carson will stop at nothing in the middle of a hallway. [ laughter and applause ] "come out? no? come out? no. no." [ light laughter ] next, the terminator is befriended by human companions. ted cruz wishes he knew what that felt like. [ laughter and applause ] no, that's sad. >> steve: that's sad. >> jimmy: no, i like him, yeah. >> steve: it's sad. >> jimmy: i'm his friend. after that, the terminator is a a robot from the future here to kill john connor. marco rubio is a robot from the present here to kill his chances of being president. >> steve: oh, wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: "i hope you have a a great day. i hope you have a great day." finally, the terminator is
2029. hillary clinton is defeated by a guy from the year 1929. >> yeah! >> jimmy: there we go. [ applause ] as we mentioned earlier, bernie sanders won the new hampshire primary last night. it's a big deal. but people still seem to having -- have trouble remembering his name. watch this. >> and the problem is the debates between her and >> fox has predicted that donald trump has won the new hampshire primary on the republican side. on the democratic side bernie sandals -- sanders. sandals. [ laughter ] >> even both trump's particularly closing message and railing against pharmaceutical companies and the like. and bernie sandwiches -- bernie sanders has from the beginning. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? what? >> jimmy: in related news, dropped out of the race and endorsed bernie sandwiches. yeah. [ applause ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots right there!
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot show. hot crowd. onight. from the new movie "zoolander 2," the lovely, the talented, penelope cruz is here.! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, this guy's he won his second super bowl ring on sunday. denver broncos quarterback peyton manning is stopping by!lause ] who doesn't love peyton manning? >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's fantastic.lk about the broncos super bowl win last sunday. and then we're going to be joined by another all-time time nba champion magic johnson is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] -- then things are gonna get crazy.
>> jimmy: peyton manning is facing off against ame of "egg russian roulette." [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's hall of famers only. ss it. it's gonna be -- that's legendary already and it didn't even happen. i'm so excited about it. and we have a great performance and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] there she is. >> jimmy: that's her right there, yeah. taking in the sun, man. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: wearing your fur coat and hanging out on the beach, man. about. >> steve: blue hair, pink coat. >> jimmy: that's what it's all about, dude. she's fantastic. it's gonna be a jam tonight. guys, as i mentioned earlier democratic primary in new hampshire yesterday. and after the polls closed, he gathered with his supporters eech. this seemed like he was pretty excited. check this out. [ cheers ] >> enough, enough! enough with the clapping and
i'm bernie sanders, and this microphone isn't even on. [ laughter ] to start by saying i have already begun to reach out to republicans to make this a a positive campaign.n asked marco rubio to help me with my speech tonight, but he just ece of paper with the words "good evening" written on it 800 time. he's losing it. [ laughter ] is neither here nor there. nor anywhere. [ laughter ] to claim victory in the new hampshire primary over she who must not be named.pplause ] enough! that's too loud!ve to thank the good people of new
i saw -- i saw thousands -- i of people come out for my support.s of lake winnipesaukee to the woods of lempster.am to hancock, effingham to dixville notch, es showed the world that you are good, decent people, even though you live in towns that sound like 18th tars. [ laughter and applause ]n and your message is loud and clear. you want the candidate who looks like a scooby-doo villain emoved. [ laughter ] we won. and i feel like a million bucks. [ cheers and applause ] enough!clapping and the loud.
a million bucks, which, of i will now evenly distribute myself among the middle class. [ laughter ] but right now i th my wife, and let's just say that afterwards, she will be taking my ass to red lobster. cue the music. cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bernie sanders, everybody. that was bernie sanders. back with penelope cruz, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switcget one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically...current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down.
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>> jimmy: uh-huh. hey, welcome, welcome.how. >> thank you, very nice to see you. >> jimmy: yeah, it was good. nice to see you. we didn't -- we didn't get cut there. cause i almost -- earlier, i said hi to you. >> yes.hurt you. >> jimmy: yeah, you hurt me by hugging me. that's how fragile i am. yeah. but your earring almost cut me. >> sorry. >> jimmy: no, no. no, please.er ] i will risk it again. i loved it. thank you for being here. congrats on "zoolander 2." >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to say it was laugh. the premiere in new york was last night. and you all dressed up in character in the premiere.e it. i mean, look, you guys just go for it. [ cheers and applause ] how much fun? right? >> it was crazy, because i got off the plane, and it was a a long flight from europe. and i got off.e, i put that outfit, and i was out there with derek and hansel and mugatu. and i thought i were eally. >> jimmy: yeah.
like anytime you hang out with will ferrell. it's always like that. [ laughter ] and i didn't see this in the movie. i don't know what this is. explain this photo of you and owen wilson and will ferrell. >> derek started to get too close to cara delevingne, and some weird pictures in instagram. and then i got really -- me or my character, i don't know anymore who it was. [ laughter ] really angry and jealous about it. so i invited them both. and then they got too -- too other. so -- >> jimmy: yeah. and now they're dating. owen and will are now dating. >> i now. but i think they're still in their hotel room. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love all this. i love all the press going into it. on the cover of "vogue" with derek zoolander. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i got to -- i got to show this photo. my favorite pictures. >> yeah, it's so absurd. >> jimmy: i've never seen -- yeah. that's it.
i mean the guy -- the guy goes for it. guys. [ cheers and applause ] out a comedy. you go for it. >> so great, yeah.it turns out perfect. and it's -- you play valentina valencia. not too shabby. right there, yeah. and you want to explain who your character is? [ applause ] is. >> my character works for interpol, but for the fashion [ laughter ] and i'm here to find out who is s in the world, and some of the most beautiful people in the planet. and she's -- >> jimmy: by the way, tastic in this movie. >> he's so funny in the movie. >> jimmy: he's -- he's -- >> he's great. >> jimmy: -- he's in the beginning of the movie. laugh. >> yeah, yeah, i was really happy that he was part of it. and then, i have to, you know, hind this. and i need derek zoolander and hansel, and they need me for something else.see that all of these artists, all of these
they have these expressions on nds me of blue steel. >> jimmy: yeah. they all do, yeah. you remember that they -- they help me on this mission. >> jimmy: you do a blue steel? >> not as good as ben. you know? but i've been seeing it for months now.i see it? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> can i see yours?: no, no, no. you got it. yeah. >> can i see yours? >> jimmy: no, you do it much better. [ cheers and applause ] >> perfection. >> jimmy: this made me laugh, because i was -- i was talking to your publicist backstage and i was saying, oh, my gosh, that is really cool, s you do. because it's an action packed movie, too. it's a great movie. comedy, it's got romance, it's got good jokes, and it's got a lot of action. and she showed me a picture of your stunt double. >> yes. who has a beard. [ laughter ]our stunt double. look at this. this is real.
[ cheers and applause ] gosh, that really made me -- that was oneings i've ever seen. i want to show everyone a clip. here's penelope cruz and ben stiller in "zoolander 2." take a look at this. police, though? >> they'll never get here in time. who says swimsuit models are useless. >> wait? you doing? >> how long can you hold your breath? >> what? >> take me from behind, derek.fe depends on it. not like this. like this. to safety -- what? >> we are swimming back to rome. >> oh, okay. and applause ] >> jimmy: it's fun for safety, yeah.p dubsmash on our show. we play with this thing -- >> i love that so much. >> jimmy: it's -- you know -- you know the app dubsmash?
bites from movies.pplause ] >> jimmy: tv shows, songs and you can record yourself lip syncing to them. well, i've found a dubsmash that you've done.. and i was just wondering if you don't mind, if we could just show it on the show tonight. i don't know what this is from, this quote.ng -- just watch. penelope cruz. >> do you think i'm cute? yes or no? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't even know what that's from.e that -- i was in rome shooting "zoolander." you know, one of those times where you are there waiting for i think i did a hundred of those. >> jimmy: would you like to do one tonight? can we do one together? >> with you? i would love to.e ] >> jimmy: i think that would be fun. i have the app.ere. i have headphones for you here, so we can hear what the quote is going to be. and then, it's a special one. so i actually got --te thing to do in the world. >> jimmy: before you put those
special to -- this might help out, the dubsmash. if you could -- >> perfect.if you could put this on. >> but whereabouts? you don't have an outfit or -- >> jimmy: yeah, okay. [ laughter ]cheers and applause ] okay.. are your headphones in? yeah? >> but they keep falling. >> jimmy: okay. >> oh. jimmy: sorry. these are for normal people's ears. not meant to cut other people. all right, we're going to do this. let me just try. all right.t, there's that. ready? is that good?
[ laughter ]t. s so much like me think think again [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on.that. you are the coolest. penelope cruz, everybody. "zoolander 2" opens friday. [ cheers and applause ] super bowl winner joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. i think that's one of my favorites. [ cheers and applause ] trolling for a gig with braindrone? can't blame you. it's a drone you control with your brain, which controls your thumbs, which control this joystick.r at the ge booth. we're creating the operating system for industry. it's called predix. e way the world works. ok, i'm telling my brain to tell the drone to get you a copy of my resume. umm, controller. look out!! ohhhhhhhhhh... gonna email it to you. yeah that's probably safer.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right football league's all-time leader in touchdown passes and passing yards. pro bowler. last sunday he won his second ring leading the denver broncos to a 24-10 victory in super bowl 50 over the ers. please welcome one of the best to ever do it, the sheriff, mr. peyton manning. lause ] >> jimmy: we love it, man. they love you. take it in.
yeah.cheers ] they're happy you're here. >> thank you.: and thank you for bringing -- some of your teammates came with you today to the show here. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: they're sitting in the audience. there they are.t's up, dudes? [ cheers and applause ] i like that they had -- they had to give you a standing ovation, too. oh, really? >> jimmy: he's getting more attention. >> that's part of the deal. that's just what i need, yeah. >> jimmy: congrats on the super bowl win. everything was perfect. t. i loved it. i loved watching you. >> no, it was like -- you say, great, special, all those words. your brother eli -- what was the -- [ laughter ] what was going through his mind? the box is screaming, people are lifting children up. it was like a cartoon.in, this is eli? i just gotta to -- yeah, yeah, he did it yeah. he's like, eh.stare into the
[ applause ]i've always supported each other. i think eli's analyzing the game and kind of into the game like i would be as if he was playing it.e was just as happy. but it's funny. when i saw that clip, jimmy, i've seen that look before, i recognized it. [ light laughter ]ments in my life he kind of had that similar expression. >> jimmy: we actually have a a cutout here of that. you can see that. >> i can remember -- i can ing the night before the draft, said, eli, guess what? the colts are gonna draft me number one in the nfl draft tomorrow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: eli, i got us front row tickets to see adele! we're gonna go see -- yes! [ light laughter ]'ve never -- you know, almost five years ago, eli, ashley and i are expecting twins.
[ laughter and applause ] yeah, and then like four years ago, coming off this i was like, eli, guess what? my neck is finally healed. i'm gonna play football again. >> jimmy: wow.. [ light laughter ] just all the big moments in your life, he's always there that's what -- that's what a a brother is for. brother years back. do you remember? >> i do remember that. kentucky derby, right? >> jimmy: we're at the kentucky derby.tage and i was singing with kid rock. and we were doing this whole thing. >> no, you singing up on stage? no.und like me? >> it's not like you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so i was just running and then i came down and you ere there with a bunch of the colts. >> yeah, the colts had just won the super bowl. and we were there hanging out. and uh -- your wife was there. >> jimmy: my girlfriend at the time. time. and if i recall she was out-drinking all my offensive linemen. >> jimmy: she was like chugging a bottle of vodka. and i go.ember that. a proud moment. it was a good moment. >> jimmy: you said, dude your girlfriend is so cool. and i go, oh, thanks. and i go, what are you doing? a bottle of vodka and was like hanging with the manning brothers.
how to party. they're giant huge football players.ith these people. >> it was impressive. >> jimmy: well, thank you. i appreciate that, yeah. she's a fun person. but you have this story, i this story. 'cause it's a great story. it's -- i'm not gonna say who it's about. but -- you were on the colts at the time. >> oh, right.ity thing. >> charity, yeah. it was my rookie year. i just gotten drafted by the colts. so, a lot of attention, lot of fanfare.owling tournment hosted by reggie miller. the great indiana pacer. and so walked through and i'm aphs and try to navigate to my lane. and i get there and he had a a band there playing for the after-party.omes up to me. he's wearing like denim on denim. like jean shorts, jean jacket seems like. and he's like, hey peyton, my rom memphis. i'm a huge fan of yours. not exactly a very specific introduction. justin from memphis, big fan of yours, right?tennessee. you know, so i was like, hey, bro, i appreciate it. i'm like, man, hey, there's a a lot of people here. 13. you mind getting' my bowling shoes for me?
i thought he worked at the bowling alley. bowling alley. ing gave me any -- >> jimmy: hint or. >> anything else, yeah. >> jimmy: that this man worked at the bowling alley and turns out. >> justin timberlake. >> jimmy: justin timberlake. yeah, of course. [ applause ] that's the best story i've ever heard. >> he was not happy. he was not happy. >> jimmy: have you seen him he reminds me of that all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he brings it up? me. >> jimmy: no, of course not. now, we -- i don't know if you've ever seen our show, peyton, but we do a segment on superlatives. >> i have seen it. i have seen it. matter of fact, our coach, like, shows it in these saturday morning meetings and l of our players. [ laughter ] you're a popular guy on the broncos. >> jimmy: yeah, a lot beat me up. >> exactly.mean, we -- but we it's all in fun. but i mean, let me just show a a couple examples of what we've shown of you.
most likely to explain to arookie what a vcr was. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i remember that one. i remember that one. >> jimmy: that's a good -- it's rare. they don't give them out much. >> the old jokes. >> jimmy: this one i love. this one here, yeah. oldest vanderbeak.lues" great quarterback. good quarterback. >> good arm. good arm. >> jimmy: yeah, this is the most recent one we did, yeah. most likely to glp, i've fallen and i can't get up. [ laughter and applause ] these are just fun, you know, poking fun and having fun, having fun and laughing with.'cause we were celebratin' last night after our parade. and i told some of the teammates that i was coming to last night we actually wrote a few superlatives for you. if you -- [ cheers and applause ] of, you know, kind of depending if you were a a football player kind of what would look like. >> jimmy: you mean pretending. >> yeah, well. >> jimmy: yeah.
you gonna do them?or it, yeah. i've not seen these. so, i'm just gonna pick them up and then you read them. >> okay. first, you were voted most kstrap over his pants. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's where it goes. that's where it goes isn't it. >> it's not where it goes. the other one, this is our center matt paradis.im all year. you've ripped him hard. and so -- >> jimmy: i -- >> he wrote this one. he wrote this one.the first quarter of the super bowl trying to get a selfie with lady gaga. [ applause ]rities, man. priorities. huge fan. i'm a giant fan. i love lady gaga.se, because you've been pretty tough on the younger brother tonight, you were also voted most likely to get his ass kicked by two guys . [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. that's enough, that's enough right there. >> we're even. >> jimmy: my thanks to peyton manning. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, buddy. magic johnson joins us after the break.
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[ cheers and applause ]xt guest is one of the greatest basketball players of all time, as well as a hugely successful omplished philanthropist. please give a tonight show welcome to an olympic gold l- star, 5-time nba champion -- magic johnson, ladies and gentlemen! lause ] [ cheers and applause ]'s what i'm talking about. come on. this is what -- this is what -- this is what dreams are made of. right? this is fantastic. you guys are here. >>immy: thank you so much for coming on the show. >> come on. i came to see you and my boys over there. you know, the roots. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. you gotta see the roots.ot the fro, that's my man. that's my man. i used to have that fro. >> jimmy: yeah.h school.
lending it to quest. [ laughter ] he appreciates it yeah. you remember, i met you years d a talk show. >> yes. >> jimmy: the magic hour. >> it wasn't a talk show. >> jimmy: it wasn't. >> this is a talk show. [ laughter ]you were great. i loved -- >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: no. i had a great time there. >> no, no.: i was there because my friend barry silver was doing something with you, then some bit or something. and i snuck in. and i was like oh, my gosh, i w. and jay leno was there, just watching and like, kind of like -- watching and checking out the competition and giving you advice, i guess. i guess it worked. to make me feel good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought it was fun. it was great to see you man. >> no, no. i'm excited for this man. >> jimmy: come on, right.nds. peyton manning, magic johnson. [ applause ] did you watch -- did you watch the game? >> oh, yes. oh, yeah.me, but i had to be here to work monday morning. but i flew here early so i could watch the game.
he made everybody on his team better. thing on my team. that's why he's a champion, a a super bowl champion. >> peyton: thanks.eatest that ever played. >> jimmy: yeah, i totally agree. >> peyton: yeah, i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ]d boy right there. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and so are you. >> jimmy: no, no, come on now -- i never did anything for anybody. >> no. no, the way you did bernie sanders just then. [ laughter ] you had me back there rolling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's all i wanted to do my whole life. make magic johnson laugh.m talking about. cause i love -- i loved seeing you, also, at games. every time you're there you go, whatever game it is,. doesn't even have to be all, you just get a standing ovation. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and now i heard that you get one of the first people to get season tickets to the l.a. rams. >> that's right.'re back. >> and i tried to talk somebody out of retirement. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and come to the rams. play again. >> jimmy: yeah. >> come to the rams.
interesting, yeah.him backstage. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i will even chip in some money. >> jimmy: peyton, you don't have to decide tonight, but this is a good deal.turning a few >> peyton: i'm getting embarrassed. >> jimmy: is l.a. excited about getting the team back?so excited. >> jimmy: i mean, this is a big deal. >> i mean, the first day they announced it, it was like gned up for season tickets. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i was the first in line. >> jimmy: yeah, you were number one. >> yeah, i was number one. a season ticket holder for the rams back when they were there as well as the raiders, because they were time. >> jimmy: and then everything left. and now you're stuck with nothing. >> nothing. but we've been cheering, you know, for others. you know.an. >> jimmy: but not next year. >> but next year no. i want -- to cheer for him on the -- if he don't retire --. >> -- as a ram. >> jimmy: yeah, and again, peyton, no pressure. >> i got my recruiting hat on right now. >> jimmy: yeah, no big deal. it's just -- magic johnson asking you to do s keep it on magic. keep it on magic.
>> jimmy: ah -- magic, your thoughts on the nba all-star game. that's coming up. because kobe bryant, this is his last game. 20 years, wow. >> yeah i mean -- >> let's give it up for kobe bryant. i mean, he's amazing. [ applause ] jimmy: he must love hearing that -- you say nice things about him. >> i love him. because the man's brought, you know, the los angeles lakers >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he has that mentality that we both have, which is to, hampion, the will to win, discipline, his work ethic is off the charts. and so for us to see him one -star, we can -- be very good for all nba fans.ve a great idea tonight, make a little history. and this is, talking about the super bowl. this is a really big, important game. i said in my head, "what would one thing in the whole wide world?" oh, yeah, peyton manning versus magic johnson in a game of egg russian roulette. >> jimmy: that is a fun game.
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[ cheers and applause ]e back to "the tonight show," everybody. i can't believe you guys agreed to do this. i'm here with super bowl ing and nba hall of famer magic johnson right here. [ cheers and applause ] to face off in a a game of egg russian roulette. now, here's how it works. in my hands, i have a dozen eggs. them have been hard boiled, four of them are still raw. [ laughter ] you two will take turns a time, smashing it on the top of your head. you won't know which eggs are rd boiled. once you choose an egg, you must smash that egg on your head. no put backs.
on their head, loses. peyton, since you're the y don't you go first. choose your first egg. >> oh, my goodness. [ laughter ]: you sure? how does it feel? are you confident? >> i had dreams growing up that have a chance to play magic one on one someday. i never thought -- >> jimmy: this is it. >> -- it would be in russian egg roulette.just dream come true. good to see you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] [ sad tuba ]immy: thank you so much for coming. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. well, that's all the time we have. when we -- >> hey, peyton -- >> jimmy: yeah, no problem
magic.e can't go back to the nfl. [ laughter ] they're going to kill him now. >> jimmy: they're going to kill him now. >> oh my --can't believe it. >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: feeling confident? >> i'm feeling -- i don't know. e ] [ sad tuba ] [ laughter ]: what is going on? this never happens. this has never happened in the i can't even believe that this is real right now. oh, my gosh. >> tha >> jimmy: i'm so happy. thanks for coming here. the next -- next -- the next raw egg -- >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: loses.ly. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: are you feeling good? bowl? >> jimmy: i know. you were the winners. >> you won the game. >> jimmy: you were a champion. you were a champion. >> this is not -- couldn't even >> please let it be yours.
lause ] >> jimmy: let me throw that one over there. >> you're good. good for you now. >> you let me down, bro. >> i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not looking good, man. >> oh, my -- okay. abracadabra. let's go to the end.e end. >> jimmy: okay. here you go. best of luck -- >> oh. [ cheers and applause ]elt confident in that one. [ laughter ] the odds are not in your favor, mr. manning. choose wisely.er ] >> i know. i know. and applause ] [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: there you have it! magic johnson is the egg russian roulette champion. s to peyton manning, magic johnson. we'll be right back with a a performance from halsey. stick around everybody.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we love our next guest.itical acclaim for her debut album "badlands" and will close her headlining tour this august with a square garden. that's right. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] your little brother never tells you you said your mother only smiled on her tv show you're only happy whenry head is filled with dope i hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old ipping like a saturated sunrise you're spilling like sink you're ripped at every edge but
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g is blue ev is blueng is blue and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! thank you, pal. halsey!pplause ] "colors." loved it! "badlands" is available now. my thanks to penelope cruz, peyton manning, magic johnson.ain! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen, from pennsylvania. [ cheers ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow.
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." sudeikis! actress and model, kelly rohrbach. academy award-nominated director matthew heineman.g the 8g band with fred armisen. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers.eers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] let's get to the news. valentine's day was yesterday.ke i didn't get much sleep, it's because the